Josh gets the app

Josh goes on his phone and into the app store. He searches, but it isn't there. He goes to another...it isn't there. After 5 more tries be still doesn't find it. As a last resort he goes into his web browser and searches for it.

He sees it RIGHT at the top of the page. He clicks the link and it takes him to a weird black screen with a weird gif of an arrow that points to a small dot. Eerie music plays in the background. He stares for a while and hesitantly clicks again. Ones and zeroes scroll the screen for two seconds. When the two seconds are up, a creepy hovering face of a pixelated woman looks at him. Josh nearly drops his phone.

A box appears under the blond womans face. Rgp type text fills the box as here hinged jaw mouths basic vowels and consonants. "State your gender: (Type M/W). Josh types M. It blinks on the screen and before can press enter, new texts appears. "Hello. Does your name start with: Jø$#? Press enter." Josh shivers and he hears his camera activate and take a picture. "Hello Joshua Anderson. Your popularity rank is: (Type number out of 10, 10 being I LOVE YOU!)." Josh types 10. "Rrrrooowww!" roars the computer lady. "No wonder touch yourself. If I was that hot, I would too!"

Josh blushes and looks around the room to make sure no one in the office sees what he's doing. They're all preoccupied with other things. "Verbally state your k!#×$" she says. Josh looks confused. "My...wha...?" The computer lists his kinks on the screen. The volume turns on and she reads them off with a seductive and moaning voice. "Big breasts! Perfect pussies. **** women. Thin strip shaved. Stripped in public. Women ravaged. Cmnf. French kissing. Fingering. Blow, hand, and foot jobs. Men kiss. Male masturbation. Anal sex. Perfect penis. 5 men 1 woman. White cuck. Big black cock breeds timy dick white boy in front of crush/girlfriend/wife." Josh tries to cover the sound. Everyone seems to ignore it. He sighs in relief.

The volume goes off. "Single women want your body. Download the app." The app appears and terms of service slowly scrolls the screen, but it is written in binary. "Translate, cancel download, download? Josh slams the download button.