Joke about the house

"Looks like a robot lives here."

"You'd rather be living in that trap house with seven other people?'

"Hey, it wasn't a trap house!"

"Sure seemed like it. Tons of cash stowed away in the couch cushions - along small, empty plastic baggies which tested positive for cocaine and MDMA."

You tug on you shirt collar. "Well maybe some of us had certain habits but it was no traphouse."

"Well what are you missing about it - if not the availability of ****."

"Uhh..."