Johnny Bravo

This world may not have any true resources, but it does have several oddities that do spark your interest…

“Not a fan of Mr. Bravo Vexus?” You ask the former queen. In response, she clicks her tongue and sucks in a breath through gritted teeth.

“That’s putting it lightly. I’ve seen his type before all muscle and no brains. Unfortunately, he believes he can get women like this. I’ve seen something like this from many suitors back in the cluster, safe to say they don’t exist anymore.” Vexus informs you of her previous experiences in dealing with men like Johnny.

“While I’m sorry to hear that. You know it wasn’t always like this, once he was a boy with a big heart and a big brain that I’m pretty sure any girl would’ve loved to date. Problem is he fell in love with a girl he thought deserved more so he changed himself into what you see now. Kinda sad really.” You tell Vexus as you remarked the sad story of Mr. Bravo.

Vexus’s expression does not change even the slightest. However, you can see even in the slightest corner of her eye a slight glimmer of pity. Though this is dwarfed by her disappointment in what Mr. Bravo has become.

You think to yourself this is probably the best time to bring up the possible assets that you could gain from this world.

“This world does have a standing military, but I highly doubt that they’ll be ready to deal with something like us. Which is good for us in the long run as it makes it easy to invade and conquer this world.” You explain the lack of defenders this world suffers from.

Vexus can only roll her eyes as she wasn’t exactly giving this world high praise.

“So, from what we have seen so far this world seems pretty bog standard. In fact, I don’t see why we should invade this world at all. There doesn’t seem to be anything of value on it.” Vexus comments on the lack of visible resources and possible advantages of taking this world could present.

“That may be true Vexus, however, this world does still have small pockets of resources that come to mind.” You tell the fem-bot as you pull up an ad for a specific hair gel brand. Consequently, enough this hair gel brand is used by Mr. Bravo himself on a daily basis in order to fluff up his golden pompadour.

“Mr. Kevin's Triple-Strength Hair Cement is a good example of possible resources that we can collect. This hair gel while extremely toxic to the environment is highly durable. So much so that it may be possible to use it as a form of liquid armor.” Soon you pull up another image that of a werewolf woman.

“Then there is the advent of actual werewolves. This would imply that there are other things in existence on this earth just outside of the public’s vision. It bears some credence to begin an investigation and see if it is possible to locate these mystical creatures.” As the image of the woman vanishes a new image appears a doctor in a lab who was surrounded by a series of anthropomorphic human-animal hybrids.

“Then there is this mad doctor known as Morso. She is a brilliant geneticist who has had the ability to combine the human genome with that of animals. It may be of interest in investigating and possibly recruiting her. The main reason being it could possibly provide us the ability to hybridize the minions and give them certain abilities that they naturally do not possess.” You finish your explanation at the end of which Vexus seems to have gained a much larger interest in this world.

“Hmm… It seems that you are correct there is more to this world than meets the eye.” Vexus comments with a raised brow in a neutral face, but there is a twinkle in her eye of hunger for power.

“I figured. What was it that sold you on the idea of taking this world?” You had to ask curiously at the sudden interest.

Vexus smirks a little bit at the question as she quickly points to the floating image of the hair gel product.

“I would have to say that it would be the hair gel product and the possibility of turning into liquid armor. Back during my days as... leader... of the cluster, we experimented with the concept of liquid metal robots but were never truly able to get the robots to stabilize. The end results was a murky mess on the floor that we had to clean up and send to the smelter for recycling. However, the gel from this world may be a possible solution to that failure as it offers a tantalizing… Possibility.” Vexus explains with a large predator like a grin.

Well… I guess that answers that.

The only question now is…