John runs for the biology books

He decided to get rid of this erection once and for all. He headed toward the science section, where he could find the kind of pictures that are not like gross cross sections, but good near-porno. However, when he got there, he saw someone else was already there and doing some legitimate work.

"Fuck," he muttered. The researcher, a 5’9 red head with what he guessed to be 36-34-36 measurements and somewhere between and B and C cup, turned her head to see where the noise came from. She motioned for him to come sit with her. 'This is so not your day John,' he thought to himself.

“Hey, John, I’m Rachel. I sit behind you and Sarah in Human A&P,” the girl said.

“Yeah, okay, I remember you,” he replied.

“Say, you always seem to know... well everything, like Karen my partner, but she had to go do some 'big secret project' and left me to do that thing for Mrs. Thatcher, but anyway could ya know uh... could you help me out?”

He thinks, 'Sure if you can HELP ME OUT,' but what he said was, "Yeah sure, what is it?"

"Well you know that project on the different body parts, Mrs. Thatcher gave us today, and we drew the parts form the hat? Well, Karen and I got the ‘Penis.’ And we have no idea what one really looks like. She, Karen, said we should look it up in here, all the pictures in here are well those weird cut up things.” For a moment, his hopes soar. “Could show me which books would have the best pictures and diagrams?” His hope falls back down.

“Sure.” He jumps up and grabs the books he thinks will have the most accurate pictures. In addition, he grabs some that are on the part he needs to study.

“Hey, what did you guys pull from the hat, John?” she asked.

“Get this. We got the ......”