John goes to bed

While trying to get comfortable, his mom comes into the room, “John, I am so sorry that you had to go through that having me and your sister see you in that condition.”

“It’s not a condition mom it’s shrinkage, and it wouldn’t have been so bad if Paul hadn’t made me fix the hot tub alone,” John pouted.

His mom patted his arm, “John, it’s okay lots of guys are like that.”

John interrupted his mom nearly in tears, “No! It’s the cold I am not like that warm!”

She continued, “oh John, stop no one that doesn’t deal with that problem regularly has to explain that it’s cold or that it’s normally bigger. You’re a fine man, son, own it and any woman will love you.” With that, she left the room, and John started crying.