John Makes It Easier to Eat

But there was a problem. With his mom's body in the way, John wasn't able to reach his plate and eat his food. So he made another decree. "Okay, from now on, everyone's chair will be turned ninety degrees to the table, the female will be facing the male, and the female will feed the male their food, before eating their own food."

They all scooted their chairs counter-clockwise ninety degrees, and then faced each other, so that the table was to the men's right and to the women's left. And then John's mom began to feed him, her breasts wobbling nicely as she moved around.

There, that was much better.