John Jones

I feel myself standing now, hearing all the traffic and noise going on around me. I open my eyes to see building and streets and numerous people. Looking around I see the Empire State Building in one direction and a large screen on a building in another. On the screen is a man with a controversial mustache and an angry look on his face. The subtext under him labels him as J. Jonah Jameson.

"It really happened." John Jones says in an incredulous tone. "I'm really in the Marvel Universe. And I have to collect those stones just so I don't get popped by some purple titan with a scrotum chin."

I shake my head in disbelief. "Wait, where is the stone?" I start patting myself down before finding the shiny red stone in my pocket. "Thank God. Or R.O.B? Whatever, either way this will be absolutely important to me surviving this comic book death trap of a universe." Just thinking of the likes of Dr. Doom, Hydra, Abomination, and the other villains that could kill me with ease scares me.

"But on the bright side, all those hot superheroines and supervilainesses are also real and using the right stones, can be mine. Just gotta be careful not to draw too much attention to myself. But what should I do first?"