John Doe, A man living at home with his mother

You are John Doe, a man who was still living with his mother. She tried to get you to put yourself out there more and get a girlfriend, but you never seemed to quite get the hang of attracting women. To your mother's disapproval, you were playing video games again, rather than dating, when all of a sudden, you heard her voice.

"Hey John!". You dreaded that she might yet again be begging you to get off your games. "You have a letter here. It looks rather official."

Not wanting to delay your game further you called down "I'll be sure to check it out later then."

When you did come downstairs, your mother was there anyway. Apparently she was rather interested to see what it is, and you could see why. It was a rather official envelope with a wax seal. You didn't know anybody sent those any more, but apparently they do. You opened the envelope carefully to read the following.

"Dear John Doe,

As you may have heard, an honourable lady by the name Irene Alderman had endured the worst possible fate, she soiled herself badly in a bajillion pound dress. The reason this happened, was that she was in a queue for the ladies for approximately 3 hours. You may have heard this incident brought a lot of attention to the plight of all the women who have had to wait too long for a bathroom, a problem that as you may well be aware leads to urinary tract health problems and all kinds of other terrible things.

So in light of all this, the government has resolved to solve this problem once and for all- not by actually adding more facilities for the ladies, as that would actually cost too much- but instead by encouraging women to pee outside if they only need to pee. The environmentalists also said it would save water.

We do however realise that it would be very difficult to enforce these rules given that spying on women doing their business in the restroom is frankly obscene, therefore, we propose that any woman caught piddling outside should be rewarded. Thing is, we don't want to pay for the reward, and so the reward is that they get to have sex with you.

Therefore, if you see any woman over the age of 18 peeing outside, we encourage you to give them their reward and fuck them right there. You may do so in public, as we feel that making the reward public will increase the incentive. We also gather people love surprises so if you can surprise them with it, all the better.

We hope you enjoy yourself.

Yours sincerely

The government."

You were convinced this had to be a cruel joke designed to tease you about your lack of prowess. After all who signs off their letters "The government".

"So what's it say?" Asked your mother in her characteristic manner of not getting out of your business.

"It's just some joke letter promising me I'll get laid." you groan.

"Well I'm sure you will young man, you just need to find yourself a nice young lady and get too it soon. I want to see my great grandchild in this life. Anyway, let me see the letter." She practically tore it from your hand, before briefly reading it. "Now now young man." She scolded. "Don't you dare call this a joke. This is a very serious letters, poor women everywhere are shitting themselves and doing their bladders in." You could barely suppress a howl, but were quickly snapped out of it when your mother scolded you. "Well I'm glad you find this funny. I'm sure if you had to visit me in hospital you'd be laughing your head off." she then sighed heavily "Y'know, I do suppose I could do with a pee right now actually, I should start setting the example."

You could barely believe your ears. Your mother was actually believing the crazy letter. "But we have plenty of toilets at home, you don't need to." You object.

"Now now young man" tutted your mother "it's still good to set the example, and besides, I'm saving water." She walked further to the front door. "And if I find out you aren't fucking any of the selfless ladies who are forgoing the use of the toilet, there will be hell to pay. Think of all the nerves and shy bladders they've had to overcome to be peeing outside, not to mention all the soiled clothes and bladder ruptures they are preventing. I should hope you are doing your bit to appreciate their efforts." You watched in amazement as your mother really went out the front door to supposedly pee outside? In front of others?

You noticed your mother start to pull down her trousers (and presumably her underwear too) in order to pee. When you notice the neighbour Geoff pruning his front hedge outside you thought he was going to complain about the public indecency. Instead though, he simply waved a polite good morning and struck up a conversation. "Good morning Mrs Doe"

"Good morning. It's a bit of a chilly day to be gardening in though, isn't it?" Your mother replied as she dropped into a squat to commence her pee.

"It is, but it's not going to get any warmer this year." your neighbour paused for a moment, having only just noticed your mother. "Ah I see you've taken the government advice. Yes, it is rather tragic what happened to Irene Alderman, isn't it."

"Quite" replied your mother as the pee started to fall from her body "so yes here I am, doing my duty, in more ways than one" she said with a wink, causing a slight smile in the neighbour. You stare transfixed, partially because you can't believe how this is happening and nobody is flipping out, but also secretly you found your mother's bare rear surprisingly shapely and attractive. You were only just realising all those incestuous feelings you'd suppressed for so long.

Hang on a second, didn't the letter say you could fuck anybody? A plan hatches in your mind. You quietly get behind her, pull out your dick. It seems Geoff has figured out your plan too and is giving you the most encouraging wink, as if to say 'go on get her son'. As your mother stands back up you put your dick against her before she can even start raising her underwear back up. It takes a bit of fumbling to get it in, but it fits.

"Oh wow! She says, you really are taking your new role seriously" she coos, before turning to her neighbour. "Can you believe he thought this whole thing was a joke?" she asked incredulously.

"Well to be fair, it does feel a tad strange at first, but also eminently logical. So I guess it just takes time..." The two continued to talk but you didn't give a fuck about what they were saying. You continued to thrust vigorously for some amount of time, apparently long enough for your mother to reach a blissful climax. Her climax then triggers yours as you cum hard in your own mother.

"Oh wow!" exclaimed your mother breathless. "That was amazing!" She turned to you to say. "Well done young man, it seems you can pull through on your duty" she said before squatting back down. "It seems I need to get your virile spunk out of me."

You didn't have enough time to process this when another neighbour, this time female, whom you didn't know, called your attention. "Yoo hoo! I'm peeing. Where's my reward?" Lo and behold, you saw your sporty neighbour squatting down and the unmistakable sound and look of pee coming out of her.