Jim’s Big Secret

Jim is that one man who always wanted to be better than everyone, not out of spite, but because he felt he needed to compensate for a problem he had, hidden in the surface.

Jim’s height is a laughable five foot for a thirty year old. His weight is a meager one hundred and twenty pounds. But the secret he tries to hide, under a guise of being helpful, is a little limp Appendage.

He hasn’t dated anyone, in fear of them seeing it and disappearing from his life forever. To hide it, he uses socks, cups and if he’s ****, tissues.