Class Reunion

Jim arrives at his High School, feeling a sense of dread, because he was constantly bullied because of his height, inability to stand up for himself but he was often the target because he was smart, prompting others to threaten him if he doesn’t do their homework for them.

Entering the building and introducing himself to the crowds of people, who have found success years after graduation, Jim felt his confidence return. That is until Lisa McBride showed up, along with a bodyguard no less.

Lisa McBride is one of those selfish rich women you see on tv shows. Anything that she sees, she wants and anything she wants, she often always gets. What she lacks in physical intimidation, she makes up for in appearance, leaving Bruno, her bodyguard, to do all the heavy lifting. Flawless porcelain-like skin, straight platinum blonde hair and a wardrobe that screams insecurity.

Back in High School, if Jim refused to do anyone’s homework, they would report back to Lisa, who would send out Bruno to convince Jim to cooperate. One day Lisa had to deal with Jim herself when the School found out that Bruno was intimidating students. To Jim’s embarrassment, that is when a good portion of the School found out his big secret.

Lisa simply snapped her fingers, telling two huge football jocks to hold Jim a few feet off the ground, while Lisa unbuckled and pulled Jim’s jeans off along with his boxers and shoes.

Everybody laughed once they saw Jim hanging by his arms while Lisa displayed his baby penis to the students. It was so small that while measuring it with her pinkie finger, it barely reached the first knuckle. After that day, Jim vowed to never date anyone in fear of revealing his secret shame.