Jill

Sara and Ollie walked through the cafeteria doors and looked around. Several tables had been pushed together in the middle of the room to make one big table. A group of teachers was laughing and talking as they swapped information about the school day and stories about each of their classes. The conversation stopped abruptly as the two cops entered the room.

"Where's the principle?" Asked Ollie.

"My name is Jill," Said a blond woman in a dark blue suit, "and this is my school."

"We would like to take a quick look around." said Sara as she eyed the bulge under the principal's pants.

"Certainly," said Jill, "Rebecca and Sam can give you a tour.

Two women - one in jeans and a leather jacket and the other in a pretty, belted dress - stood up and introduced themselves to the cops.

A half hour later, Sara and Ollie found themselves, once again, standing outside of the school's main doors. They had gone through every corner of the school and found nothing out of place. The two teachers - Rebecca and Sam - had walked them through the whole thing, said their goodbyes, and gone back inside hand-in-hand.

Sara and Ollie climbed back into their police cruiser, looked at each other, smiled, and drove away. As the cops held hands, they remembered the story of how Zeus was outsmarted by his daughter and childlike wonder was brought back into the world.