Jiggle dat ass

"Could you shake that cute ass of yours for me?" You ask and the man's face contorts to that of rage.

"What the fuck did you?" He starts, but you interrupt.

"Please I know how much you enjoy showing off that dump truck ass." His face shifts from anger to excitement.

"What...yeah of course I'd love to." He turns around and shakes his butt for you.

"Fuck, you really like that didn't you?"

"yeah...a little."

"A little? You must enjoy it more when you jiggle your hairy ass with your pants off."

"For sure,'' he replies, "Would you mind if I...?"

"Go ahead," You reply. He smiles and bends over, pulling his pants down. His hairy ass is fully exposed. He shimmies it from side to side.

"Your ass must feel pretty empty."

"So fucking empty." The man said in a blank tone as if his mind had shut off and he was only regurgitating what you told him.

"Are you gay?"

"Fuck no, I'm no fag." He replied, still shaking his ass.

"Oh really? Then why are you begging me to fuck you?"

"I'm not gay...just uggghhh fuck me."

"Fuck you? That sounds pretty gay?"

"It's not. I just...really want your dick up my ass."

"You're right. Only really straight men want to bend over and have other men pump them full of their spunk."

"Sounds like some good straight shit to me. Ya gonna ram your dick into me then?"