Jessica Simpson

Chapter by LittleLadyJ on writing.com

Okay, granted, Jessica Simpson doesn't have the star power (or whatever you want to call what she had) that she once had, but she's still a bigger name than you thought would ever show up at your mall.

Or maybe not. Maybe the price for selling her book is having to schlep at every little bookstore in America.

As you check out Jessica from afar, you have to admit she looks good for a woman in her forties. She has really slimmed down, and looks almost as good as she did when she was in her twenties. Maybe she got plastic surgery or something?

On a whim you try to "think in her direction," and instruct her to look at you, smile and wave. You try thinking it for a few seconds and then...

1. Nothing happens
2. She looks up at you, smiles and waves
3. She only gets a confused look on her face, then shakes her head