Jerk Jackson (Clumsy, Saboteur)

Jackson reached out, grabbing his next card. The jackrabbit happily skittered forward two spots, thumping its foot in slight impatience. "Clumsy; When other guys are around you can't help but fall for them. Move 2 spaces." Carlos smirked along with Jeff. Both of their eyes bore into Jackson. "What?"

Jeff leaned close to him, ignoring the way Carlos' face turned to a frown. He whispered, his voice once again slightly lowered, "You should fall on this dick." Jackson's face flushed red. Carlos unhappily watched, his arms itching to just grab Jackson and pull him into a hug and never let go. He would show Jeff how Jackson was his if he did that. Carlos huffed and looked away, trying to calm his annoyance.

Jackson grabbed another card, his face still red from Jeff. The jackrabbit stayed put, making Jackson look down at his card in confusion. Instead of its normal art it seemed to be greenwashed, everything in hues of green where there should have been color. He flipped it over, a little confused. "Saboteur; Chose a player to give this card. Whoever has this card will have a random card turn permanent after each turn."

Carlos frowned at the card in Jackson's hand. Though he wasn't planning on doing what the cards said, something about it was giving him bad vibes. "Uh, I nominate Jeff. If he wants to play seriously let him have it." Jeff turned to Carlos scoffing.

"Like hell man. Permanent cards probably mean you have to follow their rules in public settings. Even I wouldn't do that." Jeff crossed his arms. "Honestly they sound more like punishments based on your cuddling thingie. Why can't you take it anyway?"

"I don't want it."

"Neither do I!"