Jennifer 'Melons' Eriksdottir, 34-year-old porn star

Your first impression is that of warmth. Only half-awake, you roll around languidly in the softness of blankets, awake enough to perceive the world but not enough for any conscious thoughts to form. A pleasant fog of sleepiness suffuses your mind, and for a length of time which you really couldn't specify, you just lie there, enjoying the comfort of your warm confines.

At least until you are oh-so-rudely interrupted by the grating ringing of an alarm clock. Your hand jerks out as if on instinct, a movement which results in a loud, rattling crash of metal just moments later. The collision between the alarm clock and the floor does a good job of silencing the ringing, but the related sound is enough to tear you from your slumber entirely. An off-sounding groan makes its way out your throat, your eyes blinking blearily as you begin to become properly aware of your surroundings. You feel so weird. Just what did you do last night?

Whatever you did, it had strange consequences. Your entire body feels _off _somehow, like a glove that doesn't quite fit. The sensation of blankets against your skin feels strange somehow, the way they rest against your naked body, against your exposed skin.

Reaching up to rub the sleep out of your eyes, you feel petite hands against your face for a moment before the world starts to come into focus. Even as it does so, you begin to move, your movements still feeling somewhat off as your arms abandon their previous task in favor of pushing you upright. It's only a moment later that you're looking around in an attempt to get your bearings and, well...

Suffice to say that the first thing you see is a large pair of exposed breasts suspended from your naked front. They are easily E-cup with a large band size besides, and admittedly look somewhat fake with how much they seem to defy gravity. Further down, the clearly feminine body continues with a quite slim waist, a perky bubble-butt and wide hips. The picture is completed by long, slim legs, although without a mirror there is no way for you to get a look at your face. This is all just...