Jeff Upton teleports onto the International Space Station

Now, Peter had a wicked idea. He wildly remembered when the video where Kate Upton was floating around in zero gravity appeared online. Just then, he remembered the recent news about the astronauts stuck on the International Space Station. Space could surely be lonely, he pondered. And this gave him a wicked idea!

"I wish that once this was spoken out aloud that my dad would teleport... Oh my god, teleport onto the International Space Station!? What the fuck, so-" Jeff started, but just then he vanished in a puff of smoke.

Now, let's cut to the ISS...