Jed makes time

Cecilia wasn't going to wait for Jed to decide. She opened the pizza box and inhaled deeply.

"Oh sweet Jesus!" She exclaimed. Then grabbed a slice and took a huge bite and then made one of the orgasm expressions Bert was becoming familiar with.

"Oh fuck, I love sausage so mush!" She exclaimed with her mouth full. "I'd do anything for sausage!"

"You heard the slut, Jed," Bert told the dumbfounded young man. "Don’t you have some extra sausage for her?"

The pizza man gave in to the hundreds of porn scripts that had preceded him, dropped his insulated bag and then dropped his pants.

"Big sausage! " the naked woman exclaimed happily at the sight, took another bite of pizza and then turned around to bend over her coffee table and invite the pizza man to give her his big tip.

Jed took her up on her invitation and soon was pistoning in and out of her, hands on her hips, as she held herself up with one hand braced on the coffee table, the other cramming more pizza in her front end as Jed crammed extra sausage in her back end, her eyes gleaming with wicked delight.

Bert just stood there eating pizza and admired what his work had wrought. He thought he might have to use the remote to convince Jed and maybe even Cecilia, but no, what he'd done to his landlady made her irresistible to any straight man and she clearly had fully embraced her new personality. She was a drunken slutty party girl and didn't hesitate to act like it.

Jed didn't last long but Cecilia didn't seem to mind. She was moaning in pleasure when he came, whether from the fucking or the pizza it was hard to say.

Having gotten the rush of lust Cecilia had inspired out of his system, Jed stood panting, still inside her, but began to look embarrassed as the weight of having just fucked a strange drunk woman in front of another guy fought the sheer euphoria that had driven him to do just that.

"You did your profession proud, Jed!" Bert assured him, a hand on his bicep. "Who do you think will play you in the movie? "

"I...I never..." he stammered, then went incandescent when he slipped out of Cecilia with an audible "shlup!".

"Well, it was an impressive first performance, " Bert said. "Didn't Jed fuck you good, Cecilia?"

His landlady stood back up after grabbing another slice of pizza., eu de Jed running down her thighs.

"Susha gud fuck!" She declared with her mouth full. "Luv a big sausage!"

At the mention of his sausage, Jed blushed and pulled his pants back up.

"You... you hear about this sort of thing, but I never..." he said.

Bert chuckled.

"If we can trust your discretion and you'll give me your personal number, we can make sure you're our regular pizza guy," he offered.

Jed agreed, then got his stuff together and went back to his job, a big stupid grin on his face.

"He was really nice," Cecilia observed around her third slice of pizza, then took a swig from a bottle of white rum she had retrieved from Bert's bag.

"He seemed to really like you," Bert observed.

"Thas cuz I'm a slut!" She said proudly. "Yer fren'ly neighborhood drunken slut with a big ass and titties!"

She giggled and took another swallow of rum.

There was a knock at the door.

"Were you expecting someone, Cecilia?" Bert asked.

The naked woman shrugged prettily.

"I don' think so," she said.

"Huh," he said.

There was another knock at the door.

"Cecilia?" came a voice from the other side.

Bert frowned and found where he left the remote. With a few clicks he was dressed in sweatpants and a t-shirt and Cecilia was in a crop top and miniskirt. He then went to see who was looking for his slutty landlady.