Janet's day gets more surreal

Stopping time, I headed back to the bus stop where a patrol car had just stopped and two cops were in the process of getting out. I liberated one cop of his badge wallet, and got 3 pairs of handcuffs and a handcuff key. I then went back to Janet's.

I restarted time and pounded on the door. "Police, open up!" I yelled in a fake voice. I flipped open the badge and held it before the peephole to obscure my face and the fact I wasn't wearing a uniform. After a couple of moments, I heard the bolts being slid back and the door open. I stopped time again.

I moved past Janet into her house. I flipped the breaker for the fridge back on. I found she had shut the fridge and freezer, so I re-opened them. I then went back to Janet. I closed the front door and locked it. I then stripped her naked and carried her to the back yard. With time stopped, gravity had little effect, so she was very light. I left her in the middle of her small back yard. I went inside the house, peered through a window and restarted time.

Janet made a brief motion of opening a door then realized she was outside just before realizing she was naked. She shrieked and ran back inside.

I stopped time and hid in the pantry. Restarting time, I watched her slam the back door then stoop over and pant. "What the fuck is happening to me?!" she cried. She stood up and almost ran into the open freezer door. "Fuck!" She yelled, and slammed the doors shut. She ran into her bedroom. After a few moments, she came back wearing sweat pants and a t-shirt. She took her cell phone out of her purse and punched in a number.

"Jenny, it's Jan. I know it's early, and you've probably been out all night, but I <i>really</i> need you to come over....please, I'm freaking out! Weird things are happening, and I think I'm losing my mind!....well...please just come over and I'll explain everything....You only live two blocks away, you can take a nap before you go to work tonight. Please, Jenny, I need you!...thanks!"

Janet hung up the phone and went into the living room. She sat on the couch and started chewing on her finger nail. As she waited for Jenny, she turned on the TV and half-heartedly watched some morning news show. I had some fun with her. I would stop time and move her from one side of the couch to the other, put her finger up her nose a couple of times, and once put her hand down her sweat pants. This all made her go into a near anxiety attack. Jenny finally made it.

Janet opened the door only to find she was now wearing six pairs of panties and two pairs of panty hose snuggly pulled on, a bra was tied around her head with the cups looking like two ears and the straps tied under her chin, and she was topless.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" asked Jenny as she saw her friend's ridiculous excuse for an outfit.

"I don't know!" cried Janet pumping her fist up and down and stamping her foot like a child throwing a fit.

From my hiding place, I had to stop time, so I could laugh outloud. I doubled over in laughter.