Jane Manford's Rather Embarrassing Threesome

Jane swept the floor of the record shop with a wooden yard brush. It was the last ten minutes of her shift and being a Monday evening she wasn’t expecting any more customers. She couldn't wait to take off her T-shirt, ripped jeans and Doc Martins, and slip into her PJs.

But Jane suddenly rolled her eyes as the door opened with a tinkle. Without looking Jane called, “Just a warning, we close in ten minutes.” However, the sound of heels clipping the floorboards sparked Jane’s interest. Then Jane heard a soft accent.

“Is that Jane Manford? AKA RockerChick97 ”

Jane froze. She then turned to look at who it was who knew her online name. It was a pretty brown woman in an ivory silk blouse, tight skirt and knee high leather boots. It then dawned on Jane who it was. "IndianSexGoddess88?"

"Bingo!"

"But?"

"I suppose you can call me Mia now I’m here.."

"W-What are you doing here?” Jane stuttered. “How do you know where I work?"

"You left your locator active on the app."

Jane cringed, and shook her head. "Damn. Amateur's mistake."

“Do you not want me here?”

Jane could see the look of horror on Mia’s face. “Of course I do. No, I just, sometimes meet creeps on the app. And last thing I need is weirdos turning up at my place of work.”

“Oh. OK. Glad you're not scared of me.”

Leaning on her sweeping brush, Jane smiled. “I gotta say, girl. You look mighty fine in real life. If I were your husband I’d wanna keep you under lock ‘n’fucking key. Chained to the bed.”

“Well, luckily for me, the colonial times are long over.” Mia stepped up close to Jane. She was so close that their noses almost touched. Mia could feel Jane’s breath on her skin, and the sexual tnesion felt palpalble. "I was passing and just had to pop in to see what you really look like."

“Well.” Jane swallowed down her nerves. "I hope I don’t disappoint."

"Of course you don’t disappoint. Not at all.” Mia slowly brushed her painted fingernail across the pale skin of Jane’s cheek, then combed Jsne's blond hair behind her ear. “You have a pretty face with kind eyes.” A smile crossed Mia’s face as she felt Jane shiver under her touch. Mia already knew she had Jane under her spell. “Come for a drink. My husband is outside in the Range Rover."

"Is he?" Jane chewed her lip. “Well my shift has just finished.”

"I can assure you, that you won't regret joining us. It’s time you get to know Daniel and I properly. We have a deluxe suite booked at the Ritz. It has a king size bed that screams three people at a time."

"You’re staying at the Ritz? One night there costs more than the van my band just bought for touring.”

“its a special occasion. And if we all get along well… who knows where the evening might take us.”

Jane blushed so much she felt herself burnup. . “Oh I don’t know. I’ve kind of put some weight on which I was hoping to lose before my next sexual encounter. I'm a little pair shaped.”

“Pear shaped, whatever. You have no reason to worry. Both Daniel and I really like the way you look. He’s never been with a ‘thic’ girl. And I would love you to be my first sexual encounter with a woman.”

Jane felt her excitement building but at the same time needed reassurance. “On the app you told me you had only ever had vanilla sex. And that you were looking to spice up your sex life."

"True."

"Are you sure you’ve never done anything like this before? Only, now you're here, you seem quite confident for a newbie.”

“When I do something I always do it properly. It’s in my nature to go all in, and give whatever it is I’m doing my 100%.”

“Right. Impressive.”

“Being impressive is in my nature. But thank you anyway.“

Jane had had a few bad experiences of threesomes in the past so needed to make sure it wouldn’t happen again. " Are you sure you want this?"

"I'm as ready as I'll ever be."

“I don’t mean to sound rude, but going from a monogamous marriage to a threesome is a huge step. It’s not like dancing with your office crush at Christmas. I’ve had a few bad experiences of couples ending up getting into fights because the man made no secret that he enjoyed fucking me more than his wife.”

“I understand. But I’m doing this so Dan doesn’t do more than just dance with his office crush, if you get my drift. I want to keep him satisfied."

“You can trust him? Only. I wouldn’t get involved in the swinging scene if you don’t trust your partner. That’s the first rule of swinging

“I can." Mia sighed out loud. “ But he’s a man. And men a stupid. But involving myself means I’ll be in control. So I'm happy to continue down this path..”

“Is Daniel having a midlife crisis?”

Mia scoffed. "The worst. But we trust each other,” Mia glanced at her heeled boots, then looked up to meet Jane’s eyes. “Please say yes.

“OK, but I’m starving. If you guys buy me dinner at the Ritz then I’ll consider spending the night.”

Mia squealed with joy. She embraced Jane tightly while she rested her lips on Jane’s, giving her a soft and sensual kiss. “More than later. “

~

Under the lavishly painted ceiling that depicted biblical scenes, the three adults sat in the gilded dining room of the Ritz, discussing their plans for their devilishly sordid threesome.

Dan closed his menu then placed it on the table. He smiled at Jane and thought her cute and totally fuckable. “I’m going with gourmet salad. I never fuck on a full belly.”

“Why? Do you get cramps?”

“No. Wind.”

“Eew, Stick with the salad.”

MIa closed her menu. “What are you going with, Jane?”

“I was looking for a burger. What kind of a menu doesn’t have a cheese burger?”

Mia chuckled. “I don’t think they do burgers, Jane. Not at the Ritz.”

“Damn. This place is too posh for me. Even if my band made it big, I'd still eat at burger joints and truck stops.”

Daniel smirked. “My kinda women. A man can eat the finest steak for years and years, but every now and then he needs a big meaty Big Mac or big fat Whopper. ” He noticed Mia’s awkward smile. “But he always returns steak..”

“I don't need to be a genius to realise you’re using steaks and burgers as a euphemism there.”

Daniel laughed then asked Jane. “Tell Mia and I about your band.”

“I’m the lead singer, my inspiration is Debbie Harry of Blondie… but obviously I’m not as pretty.”

“Not many are.”

“But we’re more grunge than indie..” Jane closed her menu. “Steak and Dauphinoise potatoes for me.”

“That’s very heavy food before a good session.”

Jane dismissed Daniel’s concerns. “Lucky for you, girls don’t fart.”

“I’ll be pushing any wind you have back up where it came from… with my cock.”

“Daniel.” Mia rolled her eyes. “So crude,””

"Sorry. I got excited"

"Back where it came from…?" Jane’s eyes widened. “Does that mean anal? Erm… So, what’s the order of play then? I think we need to set down some ground rules.””

Daniel didn’t waste a moment. “Maybe I’ll watch you two cavort naked on the bed, then once i’m ready, I’ll come and fuck you both. Sound fun?”

There was a moment of silence before Jane asked, “Have we got toys?”

“I bought a dildo and some lube. Some furry handcuffs too.”

“Sounds fun.” Jane giggled. “Good food, good sex. Maybe I should be an escort rather than a singer.”

Suddenly Mia's phone began to vibrate. She excused herself from the table and left to take the call.

Jane smiled at Daniel. Things were going well, but what Jane didnt know was their evening was about take an unexpected turn.

To be continued.

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