Jake shows his appreciation with his words

Jake shook his head. "Uh, okay. You're hot?"

Kelsey stared at him like he was a dead animal in the woods. "Are you serious? I'm naked, your girl is naked, you're touching me, we're all three, like, practically fucking, and all you got is 'you're hot'?"

Abbie laughed.

Kelsey continued. "Listen, weirdo. Just a word to the wise from the even wiser. Once you get this far with a girl, the goal is to fuck her. Now at this point, I don't know if I'm going to let you fuck me because you're being such a fucking rancid eggplant. I mean, you're probably worth it, but, like, seriously."

Abbie couldn't help herself. "Yeah, seriously, Jake."

"See, I bet she knows. Look at this ass. Am I right?"

"You're right," said Abbie.

"You get a point. Come check me out," Kelsey demanded. Abbie obliged. She reached her hand out to grab Kelsey's ass. "This could have been you, fool."

Abbie snickered. "Yeah, fool."

Kelsey half-whispered to Abbie in pseudo-confidence. "This is a bit I'm working on, where I am a bit abrasive with the customer. Sometimes there's another girl involved. You want to help?"

"Absolutely!" said Abbie.

"Great." Then, back in full voice, to Jake, she continued. "If you had paid more attention, and if you had been less of a tool, you could be doing this. Grabbing my ass." She gestured to Abbie, who didn't see. "Come on," she whispered. "Can you grab my ass?"

"Oh, of course. Sorry." Abbie squeezed Kelsey's ass, rubbing it, showing it off to Jake.

"What about these tits? You fucking dream about them, and your window of op-por-tu-nutty is closing, señor. Lady, wanna show him?"

Abbie moved her hands up to Kelsey's breasts, groping them freely, and trying desperately not to laugh.

"And finally, h-what h-about h-this?" She over aspirated the first h (which sort of made sense on the word 'what'), but then just sounded weird on the other words. At this point, Abbie could barely contain herself, and Jake was starting to chuckle.

Kelsey flopped down onto the floor, landing hard on her ass. If it hurt, she didn't show it. Instead, she sat, legs splayed, facing Jake. Her naked pussy was spread wide open, and she quickly slid the fingers of her left hand into it.

"I'm talking about this ham sandwich, my friend. You could be down here having a goddamn snack, food fit for a king. Instead, you're up there, tugging at your turtle -- which, by the way, seems to be going back into hiding."

She was right. Although this was all quite amusing, Jake was losing his erection.

"Guess I can't blame you. You blew it on Camp Kelsey over here." She sat up and turned and stared at Abbie. "Or did he?" she said dramatically.

Abbie burst out laughing. "I'm sorry. This is just amazing!"