Jake gets a blowjob under his desk

Jake shared his work cluster with two other people, Dave and Erica. All three were data entry specialists. None of them liked their jobs -- though Jake certainly had discovered a perk that no one else was enjoying.

Jake somehow managed to screw up his Dayling Saving Time clock adjustment, and so on this particular Monday morning, he arrived at work an hour before anyone else did. He walked in, wondered if it was actually Sunday or if perhaps there had been an apocalypse. He went to his desk, fired up the computer, and began crunching numbers that he had left behind the past weekend.

Dave and Erica were always late to work. Dave's commute was horrible, and Erica just didn't care. Jake eventually figured out that he messed up the time (the computer clock was automatically adjusted and accurate), and realized that it would be a while before either of his cluster-mates arrived.

But he knew that Abbie was always early. He perked up with a smile. He got up from his desk, and went down the hall to Abbie's office. The door was open, and there she was.

"Good morning, Abbie," said Jake.

"Oh, good morning, Jake! Did you have a nice weekend?"

"I did, but I wish we would just get rid of Daylight Saving Time. It seems so meaningless."

"I agree. Let's start a campaign." She smiled at him, and then brought her focus back to the newspaper on her desk.

Jake stood there for a moment, and Abbie looked up. "Is there something I can do for you, Jake?"

He knew that this question could go a lot of different directions. She knew it too, but until he asked for something, her motivations were (usually) clean.

"Actually, yes. I was wondering if you could come over to my desk?"

Abbie stood up. "I'd be happy to."