Jake Lind

You tromp down the empty stadium hall, shoulder pads in hand as you make your way to the locker room. Its game day! And you are all set to dominate another game as your college's star player.

At just over six foot, your well muscled body is the envy of the guys and the wet dream of all the girls. They know it just as well as you, even if they won't admit it to themselves.

You run your hand over your smooth, shaved head as you open the locker room door and the bright lights hit you. Except, when your vision clears from the surprisingly blinding lights, you don't see a dingy locker room full of half naked guys. You see the sun, shining down on the lipstick flanked gates of a very girly looking theme park called "SissyLand!".

Shock and surprise flit across your face for a moment before you utter a loud curse and turn around to leave. As you spin on your heels, the gates are suddenly behind, slamming shut before fading completely from sight and all you can see is more theme park. You turn again and find yourself staring at a map kiosk listing three sections of the park and no exits, staff, or other guests anywhere in sight. So . . .