Jake, a 39-year-old, with two kids and a 38-year-old wife

Jake received a message on his phone stating, "Hello, you have been selected for the private beta of the Role Rewriter. This phenomenal new app will help you change the world to what you see fit. Just take a picture of your target and enjoy."

Jake questioned the validity of the message, wondering if it was a scam or a prank from a friend. Despite his doubts, curiosity got the better of him, and he decided to download the app. Once installed, he opened it, and the interface displayed several buttons with descriptions. Each option offered a different way to alter reality, from assigning new roles to fusing objects. Intrigued, Jake explored the features, considering the possibilities.

Jake and Charlie's sex life was stale, twenty years of marriage and two kids in college replace the passion they had in their youth. Jake, now 39-years-old and Charlie now 38-years-old had aged well, both looking younger than years would play. But gone was the flirty fun they had in their youth, Jake wanted that back. Jake took a picture of his wife, still asleep in their bed and made his way to the kitchen, pondering the options.

1. {Assign] Give a subject of your choice a new role in your life.

2. [Swap] Swap roles between two subjects.

3. [Morph] Change the physical form or properties of a subject.

4. [Mind Control] Alter the mental state of a subject, if applicable.

5. [Fuse] Combine two subjects (Warning, still experimental, use with caution!!!)

Jake selected...