Jake, a 23 year old Jock

You normally don’t use other apps besides the usual social media. Twitter, Instagram, Whatsapp and all these served one purpose: to get more girls! It isn’t an overstatement to say that you are in fantastic shape and you are not ugly but you have a girlfriend named Tiffany. Even if you could potentially have more sexual fun with others she is strictly against it but you always value your relationship. Jake and Tiffany have been a couple since high school so why break something that works with a lot of risk in that?

“Whoa what? I can’t believe that shit..as if I was so lucky to be the first..I refreshed this for the first time in like 3 minutes”

You weren’t as hyped as other people to get this app but you didn’t want to miss out the surprise on what it might be. The stupid luck that seems to be omnipresent kicks in and the next moment the app downloaded. The terms of service and the how to section was pretty self explanatory although it felt hard to stay serious.

“Pfft haha yeah of course what a joke but at least it was free... I’m gonna mess with it anyways, maybe there’s a cool little easteregg or something”

You shake your head and put the phone aside and walk in circles just thinking about what you have planned for today. Now you know it you want to