Jaime Lannister

Although technically just a regular kings guard, the Kingslayer is a major influential power at court, having the ear of his wife the queen and his “niece and nephews.”

It was common knowledge in the Red Keep that Roberts children were in fact fathered by Jaime. Littlefinger had mentioned as such in one of his letters. You wonder exactly what kind of man this Jaime Lannister is.

Not long after sending your letter, a servant arrives at your chambers and informs you that you have been invited to join Ser Jaime in his personal armoury on the other side of the keep. Pleased by the swift response, you hastily make your way.

Jaime Lannister might be the most handsome man you have ever seen. Dusty blonde hair, strong chin, piercing eyes, and you can tell there must be an amazing body under those leathers.

Jaime greets you with a smile, though he makes a show of not bowing to this foreign king.

“The isle of Parre,” he begins, idly polishing his blade. “I have never heard of this place. The iron born on the other hand, I am… more acquainted with, I’m afraid. I sympathise with your situation, King Rishard, but the army of Kings Landing cannot go rushing into any foreign conflict that happens outside its borders. The question is, would the Parremen prove worthy allies?”

You tell the Kingslayer about the riches of Parre, the bustling island economy centred around the jade mines. This wealth would of course be shared with any noble allies, you insist.

“That’s all very well and good, but…” Jaime points his sword at your chest. “What are your kind really like? I would like to see your abilities on the field, my good sir. There is no good having allies that are weak.”

You smile and take the Kingslayer up on his offer. Picking up a plain sword from the rack, you enter defensive position and instruct Jaime to find an opening.

The Kingslayer is a legendary swordsman, but the Parremen are known for their cat like reflexes as well as their indomitable strength. Jaime soon learns this the hard way. In twenty minutes he is panting and exhausted, having been unable to make a single successful move against you.

“You are indeed worthy,” he says, somewhat resentfully. “Leave me, we will discuss this further some other time.”

You leave proud but disappointed. How long are you going to keep being put off?

Luckily you receive another summons the following morning. This time to Jamie’s private apartments.

Jaime looks even more beautiful out of armour. He looks you up and down as you enter. You make your pleasantries.

“I was hoping we could have a private discussion.” He says, pouring himself a libation. “I was very impressed by your skill and stamina yesterday. Indeed, very impressed. It seems the Parremen may prove to be worthy allies after all.”

Your heart jumps. You thank the Kingslayer for his compliments and insist upon the strength of your army.

“But if this alliance is to be put forward, I would insist upon your personal allegiance as well, of course. To that effect, I may have a certain task for you. ”

You nod, wondering where this is going.

Jaime looks slightly uncomfortable. “We’re both men of the field. We know that on these long trips in the sunset sea, surrounded by your fellow soldiers, one has to relieve oneself, in order to properly focus on the task at hand, and to er, encourage comradely among allies.”

You think you know exactly what he means, but you stay quiet. You have heard the subject of sex is a major taboo in Westeros, especially between men, though you’ve never understood why.

“Every soldier needs to learn these things in order to survive life at sea. This is a simple fact, although it is not a thing anyone talks about. My s… my nephew, Tommen, he has just observed his eighteenth name day, and will soon be joining his first sea expedition as custom dictates. I worry for him, Rishard, though his mother may be oblivious, I am no stranger to what happens on these ships.”

You remember seeing Tommen very briefly as Littlefinger escorted you into the Red Keep. His beauty was truly captivating, his face was soft and open like an innocent angel, and his lips were plump and red. You think about this boy being thrown to the horny sailors of the Sunset sea.

You tell Jaime that you understand his concern.

Jaime face hardens. “He will need to toughen up and endure it, as I did when I was his age. I’m hoping he may even grow to enjoy it. To that effect, I would appreciate your assistance in introducing my… nephew to the art of carnal pleasure.”

You realise what he is asking of you. You can’t believe your luck, the most beautiful boy in the seven kingdoms needs you to teach him how to get fucked. You try not to answer too quickly, you ask why Jaime has chosen you of all people for this request.

“As I said, I was impressed by your strength and stamina in the armoury yesterday. I think my… I think Tommen may benefit from your endurance.” He smiled. “So now, what do you say?”