Jack is pet

Jack woke suddenly the scanner had wrecked his brain he had a mega headache. The device that was on his head was figureitivly steaming, it had extracted all the information from his brain and was calculating it all, it was making horrible noises clearly jacks brain had over loaded it a screen above him calculating. 'Calculating, calculating, error error' 'bbzzzzzznnnngggnnzzzzzbbbzzzzzz' "Bbzzzzzzngggnnzzzzz congratulations you zzzzzz will become zzzzz you will become zzzz prprpr premium premium Pet you must be come pet

"Nooooo no no no no I'm not your animal you stupid aliens whatever you are " Jack yelled, before whatever he was laying on tilted and he began to slide down again, he slid falling for some time before he fell into something and hit his head. Jack passed out.