Jack gets mistaken for a prostitute

(That was really a close call considering, at least there's no cop(s) involved. So... how do I get home? Hmm... what is this? This looks like shortcut... I should be safe here.) thought Jack. "Excuse me... what are you doing?" said Mabel. "(F-fuck... I didn't notice someone was here... oh crap...) I-I am just-" said Jack. "(Damn... he is hot.) Oh a new escort? Oh my... you already took your clothes off." said Mabel. Emphasizing his nakedness makes Jack's face go red again. "Wait... I... huh?" said Jack. "Oh I see... I must be your first time. But don't worry... I know you will take good care of me." said Mabel.