Jack and Jill: the unluckiest couple

Jack and Jill were nigh inseparable throughout their entire lives. From their first words to their last day in college, they stayed together through thick and thin. It came to nobody's surprise when they started dating. Even the blind could see how deeply in love they were.

Unfortunately, with their 18th birthday came an unstoppable curse of embarrassment. The two were almost constantly losing their clothes, usually in public, and attempts to have private moments with each other soon became very public. It was beginning to reach a point where Jill didn't want an official wedding for fear of being seen nude by their family and friends.

In the end, the two still loved each other and would never break up, but they had to get creative with their dates. Somehow, someway, one date would end without them being naked in public.

Or so they hoped.