Its about time to finally wash yourself, holy shit bro you are gross a.f.

Even by Blowjob Universe standards, your cock and balls are nasty. Looking down, you note that it’s almost as if you are wearing a condom of spit. Yeah – make that super duper nasty.

But also kinda cool? Perhaps you should have been facefucking Deedra instead of Gobnait this entire time - fucking her mouth definitely supplied a substantially larger amount of spit and phlegm. Does that mean she’s hungry for your cock? A nice thought, but it was mostly because she had a much worse gag reflex than any of your previous blowjob buddies. Bad for her. Fun for you. You’ll have to keep that skill in mind when degrading other women in the future. Clearly Deedra’s “gag factor” leads to better humiliation.

Although you doubt hygiene matters in a world without bacteria (how many times have you fucked Deedra’s tight butthole?), you now realize that it is finally time for a bath.

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Stumbling outside of the camp, you leave the two women to themselves as you look for a stream. You remain completely ignorant of the fact that you essentially are the master of this world, and it does whatever you want it to do. With the snap of a finger you could make a million showers full of a million multicolored porn stars with “I love David’s cock” tattooed around their butthole in neon green. Alas, you do not have the intellectual capability to take full advantage.

Off the path you have been following for days, grass brushes against your legs as you stumble towards a line of large oak trees. Rocks amid the tall grass jab into your foot, reminding you just how badly you need shoes. Only you could find a way to injure your foot in a world designed to bring you maximum pleasure. Butt-naked, you limp along.

“Ah fuck! This isn’t supposed to be uncomfortable!”

You continue your stupid gait, cock swinging in the air.