It was all in good fun!

"This h-has to be a d-dream..." Alexa said coming out of her climax. "Oh no love, I'm 100% the real deal. Well 25% satin and 75% polyester to be precise." the underwear said laughing. "I have to go return you." Alexa stated. "Awww why love? We were just having fun. I don't bite...unless you want me to." the underwear said seductively.

"It's because you talk, I have to give you back." Alexa explained. "My voice bothers you?" the underwear said. "No--well that's not the point, stop trying to change the subject!" Alexa said. "I can stop talking if ya want, love." the underwear offered. "It's not the talking, It's because you're alive." Alexa said. "Well what's wrong with me being alive?" the underwear questioned.

"It's not natural..." Alexa said. "Is that all? Oh, I thought my voice was giving out. You had me worried there for a sec." the underwear said relieved. "What? Well whatever, get off me and into the bag." Alexa ordered. "Come on, love don't be like that. Try me out for one day and if you don't like me then you can return me, promise." "Try you out for one day? I've had you for a total of 30 mins and all you did was grope me senselessly!" "You liked it though and don't lie because I felt you getting wet!" the underwear said.

"T-tha...that's not the point!" Alexa said frustrated. "Okay! Okay...I promise not to move anymore. I'm just your underwear from now on, Deal?" the underwear said.