It was Rachel's idea

My parents tell me that this was my cousin Rachel's idea which is hard to believe that she would do this for me of all people even though we are fairly close. I never thought she would allow me to marry her best friend in the whole wide world known as Sam who is my high school crush which she has no way of knowing. So my parents call her and tell her to get over so she can explain to me how this happened because I am very confused by this explanation that my parents gave me. So we hear the doorbell and here comes my cousin to tell me how this happened so I can better understand this whole thing happening right now with Sam holding my arm like I am hers all of sudden.

"Okay Tori you want to know how this happened right." I start nodding my head to say yes without saying it. "Well it all started when your parents called me and told me that they planned to give you an arranged marriage for your birthday to anyone they chose. Then they told me they couldn't come up with any ideas for who to choose so they ask for my opinion which was nice of them to do. I know you better than you think I know you because I knew you had a crush on my best friend Sam so I told your parents that my best friend could be the best candidate for this arranged marriage thing. So they told me that if I could convince Sam to do it than she will marry you, Tori forever and ever. So I call Sam and ask if she ever thought of being with a girl since she hasn't been able to get anywhere with guys for most of her life. She said she has never thought about that in the slightest so I ask her about you and she says flat out you mean the lesbian who freaks out over the smallest things yeah I know her what about it. Then I say that her parents are forcing her to get married to someone so I suggested you since I am your wing women and you haven't had any luck with guys so why not try girls instead so what you think. Without hesitation she said yes and after I told your parents that she agreed to do it which is how it happened." I look at her like that is the craziest story ever.

Then Sam finally speaks when she says "Then your parents called me and I told them that I agree, but the only way I will marry her is if she is willing to do something for me first. They told me that she will do anything for you as long as it does not involve being with a guy." That statement made me cringe a little.

"So Sam what do you want me to do for you."