It seems to change yourself more into Carrie...

You look down at your now slimy wet manicured hands and feel unhappy, unhappy because that would have been so much better with your boyfriend present.

And suddenly you start rubbing your clit again this time remembering all of the sexual acts you like performing on your significant other: reverse cowgirl, doggy style, 69, you have a fond memory of doing it all. But you then remember further back to your previous boyfriends and relationships, and your pace on your vulva increases.

You remember all the good ones, Micheal with his 8 inch penis, Fred the redhead and his stamina, and the drunken night in college sophomore year when you actually had a threesome with two guys. You remember sucking one off while the other slammed you from behind.

And now you are furiously going at it, you can feel yourself getting moister with each memory you recall. Then it happens you are cumming furiously, and you let out a moan in a sound only a high pitched oriental woman could ever produce and you feel yourself squirting into the carpet, leaving you basking in the after glow.

You take a minute to scold yourself for making a wet spot like a dog on your carpet of your apartment. Then get supplies to clean it up.

But a realization dawns on you, something that was obvious from the beginning but you're a 100% straight woman now...