It leaves you speechless

“OH MY GOD!” Doe shouts as the bellhop holds the door and leads you both into the apartment.

“Wow!” Is all you have to say as you look around the place. There have not been too many moments in your life where you have been left speechless, and here you are, having two in one day.

“My name is Brian and I will be your bellhop for the duration of your stay. Please allow me to show you around the room!” He shuts the door behind you and places your luggage on the rack nearby. “This is one of our most exclusive suites. In fact, it is so exclusive, that not many people book it. You are only the third occupants this year. There are in addition to the master bedroom, four other bed rooms. Each has its own bathroom, his and hers walk-in closets, outdoor porch and faux fire place. The kitchen is fully stocked, courtesy of the hotel. There are two dining areas: One in the kitchen area and the other in the outdoor promenade. The entertainment area features a 120-inch plasma screen television, with surround sound, a 25-disc CD player stereo with Mp3 adapter and its own faux fire place. Where would you like me to place your luggage sir?”

“Uh…In the master bedroom Brian. Thank you!” You say.

“Thank you sir. Please, I hope you enjoy your stay!” He says as he returns to the luggage rack and wheels it off.

“Shall we call the others up to show off?” You ask Doe.

“Not yet! Let’s check everything out first.” She replies.

You hold out your hand to her and she takes it as you check out every inch of the room. The first stop is to the living room which features the largest flat screen television you have ever seen in your life. You beat Doe in reaching for the remote. She smiles as you politely hand it over to her.

“Thank you!” She says as she hits the power button.

The screen comes to life with the sounds of a couple having really wild sex on a rocky beach.

“FUUUUCCCCKKKK MEEEE!” The woman shouts as she gets pounded by the biggest surfer dude you have ever seen.

“TAKE IT BIT----------“He is cut-off in mid sentence as Doe turns it off.

“OK, let’s see the rest of the room now!” She says with a slight blush on her face.

You take her hand as she tosses the remote on the couch and slowly walk to the kitchen area in the next room. There, on a small table is a bottle of champagne in a bucket of ice. Brian reemerges from the bedroom and steps to the table.

“Would you care for a glass?” He asks Doe.

“Not just yet. I haven’t eaten in a while.” She says, squeezing your hand ever so slightly. You nod.

“Will that be all then, Sir?” He turns to you.

“Yes thank you Brian.” You say. As he leaves, you hand him a crisp one hundred dollar bill. Examining the kitchen, you find it just as he said. It is more than fully stocked. The mini-bar in the corner features some of the finest brands of ****. The pantry is segregated into organic and non-organic sections. The refrigerator is filled with all the food you could imagine. A slight rumble in your stomach reminds you that it is getting near dinner time.

“Shall we continue with the tour? Or do you want to head downstairs for dinner?” You ask Doe.

“I’m getting hungry, but I wanna freshen up a bit first.” She says with a wink. She heads off into the master bedroom and appears a few moments later, fully made up and smelling of perfume. “Okay, all set!”

You take her by the hand and head downstairs to find the others.