It isn't clothing, but it'll do

"Thank god!" Lauren yelped in genuine joy.

Piled up next to a trash can on the sidewalk was the answer to Lauren's prayer. Well, it was the best she could hope for anyway, given her bad, bad luck. Sitting next to the overfull trash can was a paper grocery bag full of empty cans and bottles.

Lauren sighed in relief and waddled over to it, happy for something, anything, that would help to hide her nakedness.

The once-rich woman eagerly dumped the bag's contents out on the ground and then held the now-empty bag in front of her. So pitiful was her existence now that she was actually getting excited at the prospect of wearing a brown paper bag (thankfully she was too wound up at the moment to dwell on that thought).

The nudie cutie quickly started to tear at the folds along the bottom of the bag.

"Careful..." she said aloud to no one in particular.

Once those were separated she could slip the bag on and wear it like a strapless dress (at least that's what she thought).

The little, bare beauty yelped in victory as she successfully detached the folds, leaving the bag intact and ready to wear. She eagerly set it on the ground and then stepped into it.

"Finally!" She squealed in joy. Her naked nightmare was coming to an end! She gently pulled the bag up, along her legs, but then froze in fear when she started to hear a *RIP*. She looked down, face red as a beet. "Nonononono!"

The bag was ripping! Her ass was too big! Her hips were too wide! It couldn't fit over her bottom half!

Lauren started panicking. What was she going to do!

"Think dummy! Think!" She blurted aloud as the occasional stranger passed by her confused by what was happening, but unwilling to help what they thought was obviously a crazy person. "What if I...?"

Lauren let the bag slip back down and then stepped out of it. Then she bent over, giving everyone present a lovely view of her big, beautiful bum. She picked the bag back up and tried slipping it over her much more narrow shoulders and non-existent chest. This time the bag slipped right down, at least until it came to her belly.

Lauren giggled nervously and then tugged the bag down a little more, ignoring the ripping sound as she tried desperately to cover her still exposed pussy and ass.

"Well," she sighed in defeat, eventually giving up after the pulling the bag down over her belly button. "I guess this will have to do..."

The now-bagged beauty then looked up and saw Vanessa, Dave, and the rest were now nearly a whole block away. The embarrassed girl squeaked nervously and then started hustling after them.

"They wouldn't leave me behind, w-would they?" Lauren stammered as she made her way towards them as quick as she could.