It doesn't work like that

"Eh, it was worth a shot," Kyle says looking away from Tanya's non-transforming breasts.

"Wait, were you really trying to use the **** on my chest? I don't even think the **** works that way?"

Kyle flops in a chair clearly disappointed, "Uh, I know how the **** works, Tanya. Okay, Maggie, you're up."

Maggie takes Tanya's hand. She knows there's really no need to be dramatic about the commands but she feels better about giving them. "Tanya, I know you're disappointed about not having Rei size breasts, but I have good news. They are Rei-size. They're big and plump and heaving. When you look at Rei and then look at yourself you should be happy knowing they look the same as hers."

Tanya scrunches up her face in confusion and pulls her hand away from Maggie. "You two are being super weird, of course, my breasts are like Rei's breasts. It's what first attracted me to be more like her. Now if you're done being freaks can we go shopping for costume pieces?"

Maggie smirks at Kyle. She enjoyed being right. "Sure, let's head to the costume shop for wigs, the mall for our outfits," Maggie says pointing to herself and then Kyle, "and after that, we'll hit Superstar for your bikini."

Disgust washes over Tanya's face. "Superstar? The stripper store? No way. I'm sure we can find something completely suitable at the mall."

The emo girl shakes her head, "Tanya, it's September. Bikini season is over. We'll have better luck with what you need at the stripper store. You know that."

"We can't go to the stripper store!" Kyle says, alarmed at the suggestion, "my Mom will kill me! It's on the other side of the tracks."

"But Kyle," Tanya says, "we'll have better luck with what I need at Superstar. Besides, how will your Mom know?"

"She makes me keep 'share my location' on at all times," Kyle says shyly, "in case I get kidnapped."

Maggie rolls her eyes, "just leave it here and tell her you forgot it."

Kyle's eyes are wide and he looks like he's seen a ghost. "I can't go to that side of town without a phone. What if we do get kidnapped? How will anyone find us?"

Tanya scoffs, "no one's going to kidnap us. If we, two hot girls, aren't afraid of getting kidnapped, you shouldn't be afraid. Look, we'll swing by my house and drop your phone off there. She'll think you're spending the day helping me study. Okay?"