It's pretty educational!

Felix and Diana walked up the steps of the museum they had selected, Felix of course resting a hand on Diana's ass. She really seemed to like when he did that. They paid for their tickets, and headed in. "So, which one first?" he asked her.

"Oh, let's talk about Eros and/or Aphrodite!" Diana suggested immediately. Felix paused and looked at her with flat amusement.

"...I should have figured as much," he teased her, giving her ass a slap, making her moan. "Your mind is pretty much constantly in the gutter now..."

"That's a mean way to put it," she giggled. "I always have fun on the brain, but I can be serious too! It's just more enjoyable to be able to think about the next time we lay with each other while doing serious business!"

"...can't argue with that," he remarked, squeezing her ass as they walked over to that section where the Greek Gods most aligned with sex were. "...so, how was Aphrodite actually born?" he asked her.

"It certainly wasn't in the way described in the myth. Though I don't know the particular details," she admitted. "...I'm honestly unsure where the Ancient Greeks came up with the ideas they did in several of the myths. Seriously, Aprhodite being born from chopped up testicles that fell into the sea? Ugh, that's just an undignified way to be born..."

"...I won't say that humanity is a fucked up species, that is painting us with too broad a brush, but I will say that we certainly have plenty of fucked up examples among us," Felix chortled as they looked at displays of artwork dedicated to Eros next.

"That's for sure..." Diana snorted, before talking about several myths relating to Eros, including his wife, Psyche, whom Aphrodite had gotten jealous of, ordered Eros, her son, to make her fall in love with a repulsive man, only for Eros to fall in love with her instead. It had definitely caused some issues with Aphrodite, who did not want her son with Psyche, and basically put her through hell to prove she was worthy with impossible tasks that Psyche actually succeeded in, much to her ire. And once Zeus got involved, she had to accept the outcome.

When she finished the story, he whistled slightly. "Yeesh, and I thought Reddit Mothers in Law were a nightmare to deal with," he remarked, getting a laugh out of her.

"They certainly can be," she agreed with him, kissing his cheek, and they resumed walking about the museum.