It's all part of an act that Lana and Mackenzie are blowing

"Oh, that's... part of the act," the man looked down sheepishly.

"Act?" the nude pair looked at the man in astonishment.

"Yeah, uhhh... female patrons are treated to randomly being stripped and made to walk around naked."

"What?!?!?"

Just then, a nude blonde popped out of the hole, confirming the man's story. Groans arose as female patrons and their boyfriends all left the line to go to another attraction or out of the park.

"Oh jeez..." the man stuttered as the haunted house's cover was blown.