It's a woman

(by splotch)

The woman behind the counter looked up at Rachel, who stood butt naked, clutching a tiny heart shaped pillow over her crotch. The woman looked shocked, then grinned. Rachel squirmed under her intense gaze as the clerk looked her up and down.

"Hello muscles." The woman purred. "Sounds like you're having a tough time."

"Yes, I really really am." Rachel said frantically. "Can you please help me?"

"Aw, you want to cover up that sexy, rock solid body?" The clerk smiled. "That's too bad..."

"Please!" Rachel moaned, feeling utterly humiliated.

"Tell you what," The clerk said. "I'll give you clothes, if..."