It's a miracle!

Slowly, her eyes open, while the pounding in her head blurs her vision. She looks around. She sees Lena, laying flattened against the wall. She sees Symmetra laying in an impossible position, her spine bent in six different directions. She sees Hana, laying in two peices, too half face down in her bottom halfs blood. She sees Mei, with a hole the size of a knuckle in her forehead. She sees me, with eyes wide open, blood bubbling from my neck. And she sees Widowmaker, laying in her side blood soaking into her hair.

With every tiny amount of energy she can muster. She says three words as loud as her blood filling lungs will allow her. "Heroes.... Never.... DIE!" With those three magical words, Lena's chest puffed back out and her eyes opened. Symmetra's body realigns itself as she sits up, gasping. Hana somehow manages to sow herself back together. Mei's forehead closes up. The hole in my neck seals over, and Widowmaker opens her eyes. Angela's lungs are suddenly clean and clear.

All at once, Lena, Hana, Symmetra, Mei, Widowmaker, Angela and I leap to our feet. Quickly, Mei gives Sombra a Popsicle to eat, causing her to fall back and drown in her own blood. Hana calls a new mech, receiving her cool new white one, and begins laying into Reinhardt's armour clad back. Symmetra begins cooking some bacon and Lena attatches a bomb to the piggys back.

In an instant, Roadhog explodes into several peices, and Reinhardt falls to his knees. Widowmaker lines up the shot and delivers the fatal blow. Finally, it was over. All at once, the five girls all jump into my arms cheering and celebrating. Even widow let a smile crack over her face and joined in the hug.

*CLAP CLAP CLAP* rings out up the driveway. I look up from my bed of boobs and gorgeous faces to see the leader of the enemy team. Immediately, every weapon on our side of the driveway are pointed at him.

"Just say the word love!" Lena cheers.

"Yeah, let's Pwn this Noob!" Hana adds.

"My damage boost is upon you Hana" Angela chimed in.

"Icicle ready to go!" Mei giggled.

"Energy ball is charging" Symmetra said.

"Aim is flawless, waiting for your mark" Widowmaker stated quietly.

"I have a better idea" I say and all six women look at me questioningly. As quickly as I can, I run downstairs and retrieve the Doomfist Gauntlet. When I return, I walk straight up to the guy and say "GG" before punching out his midsection. At the exact same time, all six girls cheer.

Suddenly, a hugely loud, godly voice echoes all around us. "Victory! Returning home in T minus: One hour."