It's Maya, she saw the whole thing and is just as confused.

(Originally written by Cardio at Writing.com)

Phoenix looked down in shock at the all too familiar orange waitress uniform he'd seen multiple times in the past, but never on his body. Not that he could really call it his body anymore with the beasts filling out the top that would give his old mentor Mia a run for her money. Along with the breasts he now saw a cascade of black hair in his face that at least seemed to stay back in a semi-pointed position when he pushed it out of his face with his new hands with long fingernails that looked like they'd cut someone if he wasn't careful where he was pointing. Phoenix's hands drifted down as he tried to figure out the extent of his sudden and surprising transformation when he heard a trey drop behind him. Phoenix look around to see the shocked face of his assistant Maya Fey still working off her debt for her meal.

"N-n-n-Nick?!" Maya said with her mouth wide enough to fit two of her favorite hamburgers. "Maya? I can explain...actually I can't now that I think about it."

"Nick why didn't you tell me!"

"Tell you what?"

"That you're a superhero!" Maya's look of shock had suddenly turned into a look of glee.

"A..what? I'm not a superhero Maya."

"But you just transformed into a whole new person in front of me! I've only seen superheroes on my Saturday morning super shows do that before!"

"But Maya, those are cartoons."

"Not all of them. I watch things that look like real life too, like the Steel Samurai the Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo, or the Pink Princess who..."

"Maya!" Phoenix cut off his rambling assistant in a voice that was much more shrill than his normal tone, "I didn't do this on purpose, something must have made me transform...wait a second. That coin!" Phoenix reached down for his non existent pants pockets but did find small purse at his feet. He quickly picked it up and emptied it's contents. There was some lipstick, his cell phone which was now was now held together with pink tape instead of blue, an empty wallet (at least that didn't change), and a coin purse with one golden coin jingling inside it.

"This is it! This gold coin I got from that weird shop. I think because I was working as a waitress to help you it turned me into one."

"So you know what this mean Nick?" Maya asked oddly seriously.

"That if I act like a lawyer I will turn back?"

Maya nods her head before giving her thoughts.