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Chapter 19
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sexyslave
Does Aqua cause more nonsense before breakfast?
It's Aqua, of course she does!
"Not an actual wish! Learn to tell the difference between serious wishes and random comments with the "w" word!" Kazuma yelped, but it was too late as Aqua snapped her fingers.
"I can do it if you actually want it! Learn to enjoy what I can do Master!" Aqua said as they all materialized at the breakfast table. Food already prepared.
"How does this even begin to count as a sexual wish?" Kazuma asked.
Aqua gave evil smirk. "You tell me Master. Do you like seeing a normal Darkness?"
Darkness looked at them, visibly confused. "Am I not always normal?"
"...okay, this is a breath of fresh air," he replied as he began to dig in.
"What is?" Megumin asked, following suit.
"Don't worry about it," he shrugged.
Darkness bit into her eggs, and moaned in delight at the taste. "This is quite good. I haven't had something like this since last time I visited my family estate."
"...estate?" Kazuma questioned, Megumin also looking at Darkness intently. Neither one had taken Darkness for nobility.
"The Dustiness estate. Have I not mentioned that before? We should probably visit it together at some point," she said, while casually eating some of her toast.
Kazuma took another bite, now intrigued. He wasn't familiar with that, which wasn't surprising, given he wasn't exactly... Native. "Is Darkness your actual name?" he then asked.
"Wait, the Dustiness estate? As in the famous noble house?" Megumin interrupted in shock but she seemed to calm down quickly and took a bite of her own toast. "That's cool."
"Yes, and no Kazuma," Darkness answered turning to him. "Darkness is just my adventuring name. You'd have to be weird to literally name your child Darkness. My real name is Lalatina Ford Dustiness."
"...pfft... That's such a cuter name than I was expecting!" Kazuma laughed, along with Megumin, who was sniggering along with him.
Aqua turned to Kazuma. "So is this normalcy a turn on?" She slowly licked a sausage before taking a bite.
"A little bit, at least I'm not exasperated constantly," he admitted.
"We exasperate you?" Lalatina asked as she took a sip of orange juice.
"Our bad," Megumin said. She noticed her eye patch and took it off.
"Fairly regularly. Aqua does too," he nodded as they finished breakfast.
"Wait! Master, do I still exasperate you!" Aqua protested as she slammed her hands on the table.
At this moment, when the last bit of juice was drunk by Darkness, they went from normal to their own version of it.
How do Darkness and Megumin react?
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Sex Genie
An adoring, obedient magical servant!
A magical lamp finds it way into some world or another, whether the "real" one, a fictional one, or even just one completely made up by the writer. It is either empty, or already contains a sex genie. A sex genie, much like normal genies, grants the wishes of the one who holds their lamp, but unlike normal genies, they are limited not in the number of wishes they can grant, but in the kind of wishes. In short, they can grant an unlimited number of wishes, not just three, but the wishes must be sexual in some way. Furthermore, the sex genie inside the lamp should be completely loyal and dedicated to their Master, or Mistress, loving them unconditionally, and lacking any desire to ever say no to them. If the lamp arrived in the world in question empty, it will suck in the first person to rub it, infusing said person with its power, and rewriting their mind to be completely submissive. It is in a genie's nature to serve. If the lamp already has a prepackaged genie, then the one writing the story can come up with their name, gender and appearance.
Updated on Jun 10, 2026
by shadowrocks8
Created on Jan 11, 2025
by sexyslave
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