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Chapter 163 by sexyslave sexyslave

How does dodgeball go?

Issei gets a lot of practice! Then Asia gets mad!

"Why are you assholes only aiming for me!?" Issei protested as he jumped to the side. They were currently facing off against the Baseball Club, and Issei was the only one they were trying to hit. And quite frankly, they were not having any success whatsoever.

"You're the only one we can target! There's no way in hell we're hitting any of the girls, and if we hit Kiba, the whole female populace of the school will come for our heads!" one of them declared as he chucked the ball at Issei, who ducked under it.

"You're all sexists!" Issei accused, picking up the ball, and tossing it to Koneko, and she happily lobbed it at one of their opponents, smacking him hard enough to send him sprawling. "These girls are kicking your asses while you're wasting your time with me!" he taunted.

"Don't interrupt idiots when they're making a mistake!" Raynare snorted as Issei caught the next attempt to get him out, and tossed the ball to her. Naturally, she beaned the next guy on the opposing team right in the face.

"Would be easier to follow that advice if the mistake wasn't offensive!" Issei growled as he sidestepped another throw.

"Grr! Why is he so hard to hit!? It's like trying to hit a fly as it's buzzing about!" one of them demanded, before yelping as Rias knocked the wind out of him with a thrown ball.

"Argh! That tears it, the girls can resent me all they want!" one of them shouted, throwing the ball at Kiba as hard as he could. "Take this, pretty boy!"

"Kiba, look out!" Issei shouted, running to intercept, seeing Kiba STILL wasn't paying attention.

"Huh?" Kiba asked, raising his head, before Issei pushed him aside... And got nailed in the balls by the ball.

"...oh, this means war!" Asia suddenly roared, grabbing the ball as Issei went down. Akeno was a bit torn between amusement and fury herself, and Rias was also enraged, and surprised that Asia of all people was the one to beat her to the ball. The Peerage then watched in awe as Asia, fueled by rage at the damage to HER (and her harem sister's) property, began nailing each of the other team almost systematically.

"...okay... We might want to avoid teasing Asia too much in the near future," Rias remarked at the spectacle, and the screams of pain and pleas for mercy. But even God's mercy had its limits.

"It's always the nicest ones that snap the hardest..." Akeno agreed, actually taking a slightly nervous step back.

The game was called as the entirety of the Baseball Club was laid out, whimpering in pain. For a small girl, Asia was still a Devil, so packed a punch with her throws, even if Koneko had her beat. "...um... What happened?" Asia asked, snapping out of her wrath.

"...you basically won the game almost singlehandedly," Koneko told her dryly, honestly kind of impressed.

Asia paused, and slowly turned her head to see the carnage. That she caused. "...EEP! I'M SO SORRY!" she exclaimed, bowing to the downed team.

"We forgive you!" the idiots all said at once, hearts in their eyes.

"...ugh, men," Raynare grumbled in disgust. "So **** to pretty faces..."

"Sad, but true for most of us..." Issei whimpered. He was a bit guilty of that himself, but as Raynare found out, he wasn't afraid to hit a woman if the situation called for it. They just needed to push him a bit further than a guy would have to to provoke that response out of him. "...Asia, can you please heal my balls?"

"Um, right!" Asia nodded, running to Issei, and they helped him to the locker room. Rias meanwhile shot Kiba a glare, holding him partially responsible for what had happened.

Okay, just what is going on with Kiba?

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