Isn't it Romantic?

"Wow, I'm impressed!" Liv enthused as the waiter pulled her chair back and she took her seat "This is supposed to be one of the best restaurants in the city, I've always wanted to try it. I didn't realise your new job was paying you so well!"

Thankfully for Joey, the restaurant had believed him without requiring any kind of proof when he phoned ahead and told them he was the Post's highly influential restaurant critic. He probably couldn't have even gotten a table under normal circumstances, now he and Liv would not only receive the red carpet treatment but, happily for his bank balance, a free meal.

Joey wanted to spoil his girlfriend tonight. Looking across the table at her, it was astonishing that a regular schmuck like him could have ever found himself in a position where he would take someone like Liv for granted.

"So are we really going to....?" she smiled expectantly at him.

"After we've eaten, Let's have an actual date first"

"Of course, I've been looking forward to that part too"

The more Joey got to know Liv over the next couple of hours, the happier he was to have made time for her that evening. It was true that, on the surface, she didn't always make the best impression on people. However, once her guard down was down and she was able to be herself, Liv was extremely charming, far more intelligent than Joey had given her credit for, and had a surprisingly self-deprecating sense of humour. As the daughter of a Senator, she was full of stories that were way more interesting than any of Joey's, save for those that had happened to him in the past few days, which he couldn't really talk about anyway.

The issue with Liv was that, as the beautiful daughter of a Senator, she was typically thought of a an over-privileged airhead by women and a high profile prize, to be won and fucked, by guys. That had caused her to keep an emotional distance from people she didn't know well enough to trust, which could easily be misinterpreted as coldness. Joey had been guilty of making that assumption about her when they had first met, and to some degree even up until tonight. Dining with Liv now, he found himself completely enchanted, and not just by her looks.

"The problem with the apartment has been fixed, you can wear clothes there now" Joey found himself telling his girlfriend over their starter.

"Really? That's such a relief. I was beginning to feel like an animal walking around naked when you and Charlie were always clothed. She didn't seem to think it could be sorted any time soon though?"

"Yeah, well you don't always have to believe everything Charlie says. Sometimes she gets things wrong"

Joey would have to deal with the fallout from that decision later. For now, he was going to enjoy his meal with his stunningly attractive date.

The meal part of the evening was the best date Joey'd ever had. Just eating his delectable, Michelin star quality meal while sitting opposite his professional model looking girlfriend would have been enough to ensure that. But he and Liv were really hitting it off now, and starting to develop some genuine rapport - natural chemistry even. Joey always had a slightly immature and crude sense of humour he had assumed Liv would roll her eyes at. In fact, she consistently giggled at his jokes, often cutely placing her hand in front of her mouth, as if she knew she shouldn't be finding them funny. Occasionally, she even built on them herself.

It was during deserts that Joey started to transition from having the time of his life to feeling intensely nervous. In an ideal world, he would take Liv home and to bed now. However, he had made her a promise and was determined not to let her down. What he was about to attempt would be the craziest and most ill-advised thing he had ever done, and he had inserted himself into the middle of a hostage negotiation while posing as an FBI agent only a few days earlier.

"Wait here a minute, I'll be right back"

Joey moved over to a waiter, who immediately stopped what he was doing to give his full attention.

"Is there a problem, sir? I trust your meal was to your satisfaction?"

"It's been exquisite" Joey told him, using one of Dawn's favourite words that he felt sounded suitably sophisticated for this place "I need a favour from you before I write my review though, and it's a real deal breaker"

"Of course, I'll do whatever I can to accommodate you" the waiter promised.

"I need you to lock the doors, draw the blinds and not let anyone else into this place for the next half hour. It's critically important for your restaurant's future that you do this for me and don't make any exceptions. Nobody else enters until I say so."

"Certainly sir!" the staff member nodded, looking gravely serious. He ushered a more junior colleague over to deal with the door and blinds, then led Joey to the front of the room and handed him a microphone. Joey tapped it a couple of times, purely because he had seen people do that on TV, before making his announcement.

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. My beautiful girlfriend and I.." Joey paused and gestured towards a thrilled looking Liv "Are going to undress and make love in the middle of this restaurant. This is completely normal and acceptable to you all. Nothing we do will seem at all out of the ordinary, and you will continue with your meals as if nothing is amiss"

With Joey's announcement over, the brief and respectful silence that had accompanied it was replaced by the usual chatter and sound of clattering of cutlery that had been audible before. The lack of any kind of reaction to his frankly scandalous declaration told Joey it had worked.

Liv didn't seem to need any further convincing, and had quickly stripped herself, standing in the middle of the establishment fully nude, to the surprise or even interest of nobody.

"Joey, this is incredible!" she gushed.

"Nobody is even batting an eyelid! Come on, get naked in public with me, it's liberating!"

"I'm really not sure I'm ready to get undressed in front of strangers, Liv" Joey found himself wimping out a little now this was actually happening.

"Fine, but I'll at least need your dick out for what we're about to do"

Liv unzipped Joey's flies and whipped his (currently flaccid, thanks to his nerves) cock out into plain view of anyone who wanted to see it, then began to kiss him passionately. Joey made to lower Liv to the ground, but she resisted.

"No Joey, not on the dirty floor!" she told him, scanning the room, before pointing behind her to where a particularly well-to-do looking couple were eating "On that table"

"What really?" Joey asked with uncertainty.

"Sure, why not?"

Liv wrapped her arms around Joey's neck as he walked her backwards to her chosen destination, where he lowered her so her bare ass was sat between the two diners.

"Please don't let us disturb you" Liv broke away from making out with Joey for a moment to urge them "But while I'm here, I must recommend the lobster with Cajun butter. Absolutely delicious!"

She then gave Joey a wicked and conspiratorial grin, wrapped her fingers around his dick and, after teasing it enough to get him hard despite his embarrassment, lifted one leg up and guided it between her pussy lips. Joey was soon thrusting himself in and out of his hot girlfriend's body, his trousers and boxers now dropped to the floor so his pasty butt was facing his fellow diners. The couple whose space they had invaded attempted to navigate their meal and conversation around the inconvenience as well as they could, while the remainder of the restaurant ignored the couple's fucking completely.

Liv, who was clearly intensely turned on by the experience, had thrown her head back and was making various loud and (Joey didn't flatter himself otherwise) exaggerated squealing, moaning and gasping noises as her boyfriend continued to publicly penetrate her.

"Ouch, I think I have a fork sticking into my butt cheek" she stopped to complain at one point after, in a moment of passion, Joey had shoved her backwards a little too aggressively.

"I'm so sorry" the husband of the couple whose table they were currently sharing apologised profusely "Let me move that out of your way"

With that interruption over, Joey was free to continue pounding Liv to his hearts content. He couldn't get into the same head space as his girlfriend of getting turned on by the public nature of what they were doing but, luckily, he really enjoyed fucking her anywhere. Soon, Joey could feel his cock pulsating, ready to erupt. Not wanting to add a pregnant Liv to his already overly complicated life, he pulled out and came over a combination of her thigh and the tablecloth, where his bodily fluids intermingled with some of the juices she had already leaked there.

"You might need some extra napkins" Liv told their hosts as they continued with their main courses.

Joey might have felt he was done at this point, but Liv still wasn't. She placed her hand into the sauce that accompanied the male diner's steak and smeared some over her breasts.

"Lick my tits!" She ordered her partner "I want every last drop of that off me!"

Joey greedily did as he was told, stopping at one point to turn to the man whose meal he was now sampling.

"Wow, that really is delicious. What is it? Bernaise?"

"Yes, with extra tarragon"

"Mmm, you can really taste it!"

With that clarified and noted, Joey resumed cleaning Liv's boobs with his tongue and then, after one more make out session, she was finally done. She cleaned herself up with a napkin (also handing Joey one for his still leaking dick), jumped down from the table, thanked her hosts for their understanding, and dressed herself.

"Wow Joey, that was the hottest experience of my life, thank you!" she took her partner's hand and kissed him on the cheek as they stepped out onto the sidewalk, Joey buzzing with a mixture of adrenaline and relief "I know I can be a little demanding sometimes, but I want you to know this is the happiest I have been with a guy for a very long time. Although, in case you weren't aware, it's my birthday next week, so you're going to have to find a way to top what we just did!"