Is struck by Juan's boldness

Juan: Look at him dance...

Oz is completely locked in. His legs kick out, barely touching the floor. He does a split, gets back up, spins around his own axis and a hat suddenly appears out of thin air. He grabs it and puts it on his head before leaning forward, pivoting on his feet and ankles, defying the laws of gravity. Oz winks at Maria from this unnatural angle.

Maria: Better than you used to dance. Juan, why does he dance like that anyway?

Juan: Because Spation just released a new shared drive for all tier 1 supporters! By joining you can access the more of the story you were reading and enjoying until now! (before certain legislation nonsense locked half of it away) And that's not all! You also gain access to a plethora of similar stories!

Maria: Fascinating!