Is it Valentine's day allready?

"Ahem...w-well...any case, could we move these disscusions to somewhere more.." Integra catchs your idea. "Ah, of course. Please follow me to my office." As you follow Integra and her para-military style guards, the only sound that can be heard is the clacking of your cane along with the shuffleing of boots.

Takeing a calm moment, you shine a cautiose eye at your 'new' Zanpakuto. While Urahara-chan's benihime seems to mirror her personality, small and freindly. Yours however seems more meniceing, black laquard wood caped at the bottom with a polished metal point. The top, instead of the familiar candycane like loop, has been replaced with a silver gargoyle.

It's even grown in height, reaching up to comfortably rest slightly higher then your waist. Griping the gargoyle in your palm, you can feel the energy pulsate. It almost feels like THIS should have been your zanpakuto from the start, but you shake that idea out of your head. You wouldnt trade Kaiten Kyokotsu for anything.

"Quite the setup here Integra-chan, which company are they? Blackwater? Ravenwood?" She looks to you with a calculating gaze. "You mean the Mercenary's? They are called The Wild Geese, a rather....eccentirc group led by an even wierder woman by the name of Pip Bernadotte." Rip grumbles slightly. "Ach...psychotic French whore!"

"Hey! Pip isn't that bad!" Seras Pipes up in defence of her freind. "Oh, what about that...interesting event in Buenos Areis? Eh Police Girl?" Seras gives a rather cute little squeek in alarm before doing a perfect immitation of a tomato. While this nonsense occurs, Star-chan tugs at your sleve. "Everything ok Star-chan?"

Your warm smile seems to do nothing for her frazzled nerves. "J-Johnny-kun...a-are we gunna be ok? I mean...t-they want you to face an entire ARMY!" Her big beautiful blue eyes start to water. "I-I'm worried about you..." Stopping in place, you kneal down and hug her gently but firmly.

"Star-hime, I promise you that I will not die here, If only for the fact that Tsunade, Kaiten, Anko, and well...just about everybody else would march down into the underworld, kick the crap out of what ever god claimed my soul and would drag me back home. Only to beat me half to death themselves." She giggles softly "I'd be right in the middile of that mob Johnny-kun."

You kiss her cheek softly. "I wouldnt have it any other way hime." As you and the Hellsing group continue, you feel a soft tap on your shoulder. Turning to the source, you spy the punkish Valentine sister. "Can I help you Miss?" She blushs slightly. "I-It's Jan, Jan Valentine..." She squacks in alarm realising how she's acting. "O-OI! Was Hime mean, and why tha fook are ya callin them two shorty's that?!"

Luka slaps her hand over Jan's mouth to keep her from digging a deeper grave for herself. "Ahehahea...s-sorry about that Mr.Genryusai, my sister is a little bit stupid." Rip leers at her before chuckleing. "Just a little, fraulein Valentine?" Soon poor Luka has to hold her enraged sister back from attacking Rip. "L-Let me go Luka! That Bitch has it commin!"

"Take it easy ladys." You wave your hand in a placating motion. "As to your Question Jan-chan, Hime means Princess. And to the reason I call Star and Luppi that is quite simple, they are two of my many wifes." Star and Luppi blush abit before giggleing softly. (Luka, Jan, Rip, and Seras in tandem) "WIFES!!? AS IN PLURAL?!?!"

"Hm hm hm Seems Johnny has QUITE the story to share." You sigh slightly as Alucard chuckles at your misfortune. "Y-Yes, this does sound like a rather INTERESTING tale.." You start to weep as Integra joins in.