Is Anyone EVER 'Ready' To Be A Parent, Really?

Spoiler Alert: the answer to that second question is "No."

You think about the risk of getting Helga or Ingrid pregnant for approximately half a second before your libido tells your conscience to STFU and you look back and forth between your two lovers. "I would be honored to have one of you claim my virginity," you state and they both smile.

"Which Sir?" Ingrid asks, voice heavy with both lust and worry.