Irina and Lauren stuck together.

"Lauren?" Irina asked, totally shocked. "Is that you?" Lauren remained frozen like a deer in headlights.

"Why you no wear pants?" Irina asked after a long silence. Lauren looked down. She'd forgotten, her panties were in her hand, not on her body! Her bare crotch showed between two bare legs and feet. She was showing her clean shaven pussy to her neighbor!

"AHH!" Lauren squealed, wedging a hand between her legs and slamming her knees together. She then leaned over to try to get the panties on. Irina watched, confused. She didn't seem that shocked by Lauren's nudity, but the situation in general. Lauren, struggling to cover the whole time, managed to slip her panties over her feet and roll them into place. This left her in a thin shirt and panties... and nothing else!

"You should do squats" Irina said.

"W... what?" Lauren asked, totally confused by this comment.

"Squats. make legs firm and thick. Small butt get rounder." Irina said, without a hint of irony. "I could show you if you like."

"No!" Lauren said, indignant. Irina seemed to realize she'd done something wrong.

"Sorry. I know in America I sound rude sometimes. In Russia, people say such things all the time." Lauren doubted that was the case, but Irina seemed genuinely unsure why her squat comment bothered Lauren.

"So neighbor, why you no wear pants today?" Irina asked.

"I was thrown out of my apartment by those damn exterminators!" Lauren said.

"Ah. I too was 'thrown out'." Irina said.

"Do you have any clothes I can wear?" Lauren asked hopefully. Irina gestured at herself. She was spandex shorts and a black tank top and sandals.

"Just these." Irina said. Lauren cursed angrily..