Invited to the cottage...

Just then the phone rings. I answer it.

"Dwayne? That you?" comes the voice. "It's Chad Jonssen. How you settling in?"

"Fine, fine," I reply. "What's up?"

"Well, my family is really interested in meeting you and, you know, my wife and my daughters really want you to feel welcome to White Hills."

"That sounds, uh, good," I say.

"So here's the deal: we're going up to our cottage on the lake this weekend and we'd like you to come along. It'll give you a really good chance for you to get to know my family."

I check out the four fine looking women in the picture. "I'd love to take advantage of that opportunity," I say innocently.

"Great, you should have a really fun time," Chad says.

"Looking forward to coming," I say, smiling broadly. I hang up. "Looks like I shouldn't have a problem with that..."