The Bang Bus

The Bang Bus is available for sale at any secondhand dealership. Once you make the purchase and drive off the radio flips to .69 FM where the rules of this bus is broadcasted on repeat.

1. All Day, Everyday:
   You must invite and have sex with a passenger in the Bang Bus at least once a day.
2. Guest Rules:
3. All passengers must physically enter the Bang Bus on their own.
   (Threatening them to enter is toeing the line, physically tossing them in the Bus is a no. )
4. Bang for Your Buck:
   You can pay for anything within the Bang Bus. Passengers must comply with any action if they accept payment. Taking action outside of initial contract or further negotiation, creates a tab.
   (If you offered money, pay them. If you offered food or candy, feed them. If you said you wouldn't hurt them if they got in the bus, you can't hurt them.)
5. High value, high compliance:
   The more passengers value the payment, the more willing and magically compliant they'll be. If you create a tab or offer payment you don't yet have, there may or may not be resistance when taking action.
   (Payment can be in any form and a good negotiator can get a lot for little, get people to do things they wouldn't normally agree to. If you offer the latest laptop to a poor undergrad, or a five-star dinner to a hungry runaway, you might get things you never expected.)
6. What happens behind Ted, Stays behind Ted:
   An assistant, Ted, will be summoned to drive the Bus if the owner is in the back. Anything that happens behind the drivers seat can be hidden from the public.
7. Hippie Magic:
   No awkward fumbling for condoms or lube, you can grab packets of each from thin air if needed.
   (Anything you own can be summoned, anywhere, in the Bang Bus. This includes food, cash, jewelry, electronics, guns, even other vehicles, so long as it can fit. Condoms and lube self renew.
8. 4 Wheel Transformation Drive:
   Starting as a small van, the The Bang Bus can become any model of four wheeled vehicle if you fuck hard enough.
   (At the highest levels, the inside can be changed as you wish, as long as it's on four wheels)
9. Broken Contract - Soul on the Dotted Line:
   You must fulfill whatever agreement you made with the passenger. If you cannot clear your tab within 24 hours your soul becomes trapped in the Bang Bus, and you become the new 'Ted' assistant until the next rule breaker.