The Celebrity Replacement Bureau
Celeb's Are About to Be For Sale
Chapter 1
by 
KingAngle666
Welcome to The Celebrity Replacement Bureau or CRB for short. Here we have started an interesting (illegal) business that we think you might get a kick out of. We have been busy **** celebrities from across the country in various walks of life, from Youtube Stars, to Hollywood Stars to Rock Stars to Politicians, we have the real deal here for you buy.
How do we get away with it you ask, it's simple, we get DNA and clone them so that we can replace them with replica's who still report to us. Unless your in the know, it's impossible to know which celebs have been replaced. And we're not only doing celebrities anymore. For a premium price we'll also kidnap and replace nobodies in your own life that you might wish to own.
Once we the celebrity and sell them, we have many of ways we can modify their minds or bodies to your liking. So go on, give us a shot.